The Rules (In One Minute)
It’s stupid easy. Read this once, then never read it again — you’ll be too busy doing a Drunk Pirate. Some of it’s genuinely filthy.
What the hell is this
How To Play (it’s stupid easy)
One player is the Actor. Draw a Style and a Topic, then perform that style while riffing on that topic for up to 60 seconds. Everyone else judges. That’s the whole game.
The basics
- Tap Deal a Round for a Style + a Topic.
- Hit Start. You’ve got one minute.
- Perform the Style while talking about the Topic — say, a Drunk Pirate holding forth on Urinal Conversation.
- Everyone else are the Judges and award 10 / 5 / 1 points for how well you nailed it.
- First to 50 (or 100, if you’re committed) wins.
Stuck? Pass and hand 5 points to whoever’s losing. Tap a single card to re-roll just that one; tap Deal for a fresh pair.
Other cool shit
- Reverse Mode
- Flip it: the person who draws becomes the Judge, everyone else performs. Judge awards 10 / 5 / 1 to the top three.
- Humanity Mode
- Got Cards Against Humanity? Use its white cards as Topics. (Doesn’t really work the other way.)
- Easy Mode
- Pick just a Style or just a Topic, not both. Less fun, but easier.
- Pirate Mode
- Skip Style entirely. Everything is pirates. Only draw Topics.
- Hard Mode
- Draw two Styles or two Topics plus one of the other, and make it work. Good luck.
- Betting Mode
- Bet 1, 5, or 10 points on yourself before you go. Hit a top score and you collect. Once per cycle.
Best played with funny friends. Don’t invite Kevin. 15+ — some of it’s genuinely filthy.